It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.

pros to dating me:

oxgracexo:

  • i’ll actually respond to your text
  • you can literally kiss me whenever you want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • you don’t have to worry about me liking other people because i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • we can eat pizza together, whilst cuddling because why not

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